David Cox: The planet’s prodigious poo problem / Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada
NB: Western civilisation is drowning in its own potty, literally and ideologically. Even their aircraft carriers’ toilets are clogged. How will the Free World survive, at this rate? Tsk tsk. Too bad. There’s a simple solution known to us lesser mortals: use water. Remember how the Don referred to ‘shithole countries’ some years ago? Seems… Read More David Cox: The planet’s prodigious poo problem / Wiped out: US faces surging toilet paper prices amid trade war with Canada
